The Law In Order: Mutant Ventriloquist

Orlok hates ventriloquists with a passion. It’s fine being able to throw your voice and all, but when you do it into a puppet that you may or may not be having sexual relations with, it brings with it a sense of perversion that is impossible to get past. And now you are thinking of Keith Orville violating a duck, Jeff Dunham breaking the rules of the Quran with an undead terrorist and Shari Lewis flicking herself off with Lamb Chop…

DATELINE:
January 2104 (Daily Star).

WHO’S RESPONSIBLE?:
John Wagner and Alan Grant with Ron Smith.

WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT (IN ONE SENTENCE)?:
A mutant ventriloquist exposes himself.

IT’S CULTURAL, INNIT?:
Al Rayyen is a play on Ray Allen, the noted British ventriloquist.

WHAT’S THE ART LIKE?:
Standard.

HOW MANY LINKS?:
Three.