Orlok hates the Eurovision Song Contest. Maybe it is the tragic nature of it as an attempt to unite a continent in song and performance art, or maybe it is just that viewing it makes him want to gouge out his own eyes with a spoon. Whatever the reason, the saddest thing is most of his Facebook feed is full of so called friends losing their shit over it every year and he hasn’t yet had the guts to unfriend them for it. Maybe next year…
DATELINE:
June 2104 (Daily Star).
WHO’S RESPONSIBLE?:
John Wagner and Alan Grant with Ron Smith.
WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT (IN ONE SENTENCE)?:
Dredd arrests the Mega-Vision Song Contest.
WHAT’S THE ART LIKE?:
Standard.
HOW MANY LINKS?:
Three links for this and the fact that mass arrests are starting to become Dredd’s thing. He’s a fucking nightmare.