The Law In Order: Ape Town

We live in an age where experimentation against animals is practiced only by the truly cunty. But what about those cases where the animal clearly wants it, eh? I’m not suggesting that beagles want to be smoking forty B&H every day or that rats will be falling over each other to have a human ear grafted on to their arses. I’m talking about giving apes the chance to uplift, listen to shit music and support Leeds United. Hang on, let me think about this some more…

DATELINE:
June 2104 (Daily Star).

WHO’S RESPONSIBLE?:
John Wagner and Alan Grant with Ron Smith.

WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT (IN ONE SENTENCE)?:
Dredd visits Apetown in search of a suspect.

IT’S CULTURAL, INNIT?:
Cary Grunt is a nice play on the devilishly handsome Cary Grant.

ANY LAW LORE?:
So long as they are confined to Apetown, Judges turn a blind eye to crimes such as littering. What the hell?

WHAT’S THE ART LIKE?:
Standard.

HOW MANY LINKS?:
Three, but only for the nice phrase “swing and grab job”.