Hair is overrated. Some of it gets in your food, some of it has to be retrieved from the plughole and some of it has to be combed over in a style that makes you look like you are balancing shredded wheat on your head. Of course Orlok would say all of this since he has lost most of his hair to the ravages of time and excessive testosterone but you know deep down he would kill for a mullet…
John Wagner and Alan Grant break out the razors and Ron Smith draws what looks like a penis or two.
WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT (IN ONE SENTENCE)?:
A chemical leak causes mass baldness.
IT’S CULTURAL, INNIT?:
(Marvin) Hagler was a tremendously talented bald boxer.
(Yul) Brynner was a famously bald actor who advocated against the evils of smoking after his lung cancer diagnosis.
(Telly) Savalas was another famously bald actor.
WHAT THE DROKK?:
There is a mobile hair transplant unit. Jeez, how often does that get used?
WHAT’S THE ART LIKE?:
Standard, but the huge lettering on the hair transplant unit placard is preposterous.
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