The Law In Order: I Bet

For fuck’s sake. You can’t have anything nice at times. It is bad enough living in a city where dropping stuff on the floor gets you banged up for half a year but when a fascistic petty lunatic pulls you up for a turn of phrase you know shit has gone too far. Where would we be if phrases such as “I could eat a horse”, “tits like a sparrow” and “bugger me with a broom handle” can have far reaching consequences?

DATELINE:
October 2105 (Daily Star).

WHO’S RESPONSIBLE?:
John Wagner and Alan Grant write it up and Ron Smith does some close ups.

WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT (IN ONE SENTENCE)?:
A turn of phrase gets out of hand.

ANY LAW LORE?:
Littering will get you six months.

WHAT’S THE ART LIKE?:
Standard, although the perp looking like a diminutive Mr T is brilliant. Nice Dutch angle too.

HOW MANY LINKS?:
Three.