The Law In Order: Mobile Muggery

Is it fair to punish a load of innocents just to nab one or two scrotes? As someone who has been on the wrong end of such a crackdown Orlok is on the fence. When the entire class were caned for letting out the pet hamster (we were all in on it apparently) justice was done and the perpetrator was of course beaten. Except it turns out that this was false when said hamster showed its Houdini like prowess at standing on its box and lifting the entire cage off. What a furry prick…

Burdis had been eating sprouts

DATELINE:
December 2105 (Daily Star).

WHO’S RESPONSIBLE?:
John Wagner and Alan Grant scribble it up and Ron Smith scribbles it down.

WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT (IN ONE SENTENCE)?:
Muggers make an error.

WHAT’S THE ART LIKE?:
Standard, though it’s awesome that one bald guy uses the gas effects to nuzzle down on some boobs.

HOW MANY LINKS?:
Three. Dredd uses the term “dodos” which is very incongruous for him.